Randy Marsh

So we’ve been getting a lot of submissions, and trust me, we’re grateful for every one of them – but the problem is, some times the camera quality is too poor or the angles aren’t right and therefore the pictures can’t be posted. I was raised not to waste.. I mean, there’s probably Internet-less perverts everywhere that would love to see some girls in yoga pants, and here we are just tossing them out. Alright, probably not as motivating as the “starving kids in Africa” line I used to get from my mother, but ladies, listen up!

GOOD SUBMISSION:

BAD SUBMISSION:

GirlsInYogaPants fan George sent in this dictionary suggestion:
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From: George <********@hotmail.com>
Subject: Vulge
Message Body:
Have you ever heard of the word vulge?
It means ‘vagina bulge’
like, ‘I can see a vulge in those yoga pants!’
JSYK…
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I would seriously like to shake the hand of every girl that suggests to their friends the idea of getting a photo with their butt’s as the focal point. Props to Pegleg Patricia for wearing yoga pants, she probably suggested it.